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ya lahwi

Posted by hakawi on September 25, 2007

هو فيه ترجمة صحيحة لكلمة يا لهوى؟

كتبت العربية نت أن جزائري هدد زوجته بالطلاق إن لم تُرضع رفيقه لإمضاء رمضان معا. طبعا ده علشان الفتوى اللى أفتاها الشيخ المصري عزت عطية في مسألة “إرضاع الكبير”. الشىء المحزن أن الذى كشف عن هذا الموضوع هوالشيخ شمس الدين بوروبي، أحد أشهر رجال الإفتاء في الجزائر وطالب فى صحيفة السياسة الكويتية بوقف خطر الفتاوى المستوردة. نعم إعتذر الشيخ عطية فيما بعد والحمد لله أنه إعتذر  بس بعد ما المشكلة حصلت وها هى أصدائها

يا حسرتى عليكى يا مصر. بعد ما كنت نور منور وقدوة للشعوب العربية والأفريقية, وبعد أن كنت منارة للتنوير بجامعاتك وصحافتك أصبحت الآن زى ما كنا زمان بنقول على باكستان أنها فتاوى مستوردة دخيلة علينا

خللينا فى القطايف والكينافة – مش هى كينافة برضه؟

Renowned Algerian Mufti Shams al Deen Borobi told the Kuwaiti Al Seyasa newspaper this week that an Algerian man swore to divorce his wife is she did not obey his request to breast-feed his friend because he wanted his friend to spend all Ramadan with him in his house and if she breast-fed him then she would be considered like his ‘mother’ . Naturally this is based on a previously announced fatwa by an Egyptian sheikh called Ezzat Ateya where he stated that the solution for women to be alone with men at work is that they need to breast feed the men and therefore leaving them alone would not a problem after that. [Ateya apologized later and retracted his fatwa].

 

What is truly sad is that the Algerian mufti was warning against ‘imported foreign’ fatwas, which is the same phrase Egyptians used to use during the 90s when we began receiving strange ‘foreign fatwas’ mostly emanating from Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. Now Egypt, which was at some point a pillar of enlightenment and a great example of nationalism and independence, has become so backward and in fact retarded to the extent that others are now being warned about importing their fatwas.

 

Poor Egypt. Whatever have they done to you???

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ahmadjinijad vs bully-nger: a lesson in the making of false heroes

Posted by hakawi on September 25, 2007

Columbia University President Bollinger invited Ahamdinijad to speak at Columbia. The man complied, and was met with a fierce attack on him as Bollinger introduced him. Naturally Bollinger had been under attack for the invitation in the first place and he, of course, had to prove to his critics that he disapproved of the Iranian president. In his introduction, he turned to Ahmadinijad and called him names: “a petty and cruel dictator”, to the applause of an already incited audience. MSNBC reported ‘huge student protests’ at Columbia, which really was a handful of students holding Israeli flags and telling him to ‘go to hell’.

Nice. Everyone is hiding behind Bush’s skirts and throwing darts at Ahmadinijad. It was pathetic. The attempt by Bollinger to harrass the President of another sovereign nation on campus and in his own ‘home’ is pathetic to say the least. Bollinger is no hero. If he was this ‘courageous’ person who speaks his mind, how about inviting the Saudi King and bashing him the same way calling him a ‘petty and cruel dictator’? or how about calling them on their treatment of women and gays and on religious tolerance etc etc…. all of which Iran by far excels in. Iran is more tolerant of religious differences – there are churches and Christians in Iran, there are women in parliament and other high offices etc… None of that exists in Saudi Arabia – to name but one example of a ‘friendly’ country.

Ahmadinijad made much more sense than Bollinger or his critics – except when it came to the issue of women and homosexuals [for which his responses were pathetic to say the least!]. But he made sense when he said that in Iran they treat guests with respect – not to mention Presidents of another country!! He made sense when he was asked what he ‘expected by speaking at Columbia’ and the man simply said I was invited and I accepted the invitation. It is, of course, a damned if you do and damned if you don’t situation – where if he accepts he is mistreated and insulted and if he declines he will be considered afraid of facing his critics.

And by the way, if he is ‘insulted’ by the audience in their questioning or by the banners raised by protesters, I fully condone that – it is a question of freedom of speech indeed. But to be insulted by your own host in the most despicable terms as he is introducing you, is unacceptable and cowardly.

Ahmadinijad made sense when asked about the American hostages situation more than two decades ago. He responded that this was in the past and said ‘let us not bring the past back’ and went on to explain that if we do so, then perhaps we need to also show what America did and was doing prior to that time to Iran. He made sense when asked what he wanted to do at the site of 9/11 that he had asked to visit and his request was declined. Ahmadinijad said simple he wanted to pay his respects. No, to an American-mindset, this is insulting – you don’t pay your respects if you are a designated ‘enemy’ by the administration, even though you had nothing to do with 9/11 whatsoever.

Bollinger accused Ahmadinijad of having a ‘fanatical mindset’ and asked why he would want to ‘wipe a country off the map’ [naturally referring to the alleged quote by Ahmadinijad] and then went on to ask ‘do you want to wipe us off the map too?’ What a typical childish and pathetic attempt at once again co-relating the issue of Israel/Palestine with America, pitting America with Israel on one side, and everyone else on the other. Israel and America: no, it is not the same cause; no it is not the same threat; no, it is not the same fears; and no, it is not the same enemies. Increasingly though, with people like the Bush administration and the ‘fanatical minded’ ones like Bollinger, it is becoming one and the same – and this is not in America’s best interest.

Ahmadinijad is no hero. But neither is Bollinger. This is a lesson in the making of false heroes: the former by being needlessly attacked in a venue of ‘free speech’ while denying him ‘freedom of movement’ [he is not allowed to wander off beyond 25 miles from the UN]; and then slamming him in the media as though he is a devil; the latter by attacking someone on your own turf – and instead of being called a coward is now hailed as a ‘hero’.
It is up to the rest of us to figure out the true heroes. They seem to be becoming the rarest of all human breeds.

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broken government, thieves, perverts – and darth vaders

Posted by hakawi on September 23, 2007

I just finished a book called Broken Government: How Republican Rule Destroyed the Legislative, Executive, and Judicial Branches by John W. Dean. What is particularly interesting is that Dean is himself a Republican, and was a White House legal councel to Nixon. The book’s name is taken from the CNN show Cafferty Files – and that show itself is worth watching. Next to Olbermann, Cafferty is doing a great job at trying to call out the government on its authoritarianism.

Dean takes us through the workings of each of the bodies, and as his chapter titles indicate, he is basically saying that the legislative branch is ‘broken but under repair’; the executive is ‘broken and in need of repair’; and most distrubingly, the judicial which is at breaking point. In his introduction he stresses again and again how ‘process’ and ‘due process’ are important, and in fact the focal point of any action. It is this that worries him the most – that process has been abandoned in favor of a more authoritarian form of ruling, thus ‘breaking’ the government.

In his assessment of current republican behavior and of the analysis of the Bush/Cheney presidency, he stresses the old adage that ‘absolute power corrupts absolutely’. He makes this remarkable assessment:

Republicans seek federal power because it can help them achieve their agenda, and it also helps them in their careers. Few are driven to assist their fellow citizens, or to serve their country. It is power that attracts them; it is a tropism for authoritarian personalities, like the moth to the candle.

He explains:

Post-Watergate conservative Republicans now embrace the notion of a neo-Nixonian presidency, one that calls for a chief executive to be always wearing his commander in chief uniform, constantly strutting about flexing his muscles, and beating the other branches of government into less than constitutionally coequal status. [p.21]

While Dean uses mostly other people’s research and analysis, he also puts that research in perspective to prove his point of view as a man who was in a position to witness it himself. For example, Dean uses contributing editor Matt Taibi from the Rolling Stone – with his article entitled The Worse Congress Ever: How our national legislature has become a stable of Thieves and Perverts – in five easy steps. Dean, however, elaborates on Taibi’s five steps:

  1. Rule by Cabal
  2. Work as little as possible – and screw up what little you do
  3. let the president do whatever he wants
  4. spend, spen, spend
  5. line your own pockets

But by far the most revealing and of course interesting is Dean’s analysis of Cheney – otherwise known as Darth Vader [as Hillary Clinton so aptly put it!]. It confirms almost everyone’s sense of who that shadow president is, and of the dubious ‘power behind the throne’. Dean writes how Cheney, unlike the president, had extensive national security experience:

Given those realities, it has long been apparent that the man behind the curtain, the shrouded figure who has been pulling the levers and pushing the buttons that have taken this administration in so many wrong directions, was none other than Dick Cheney. his almost single-handed guidance of the American presidency seemed dazzling at first, as he quietly worked his will before many people began to realize what he was doing. [p. 77]

On the Bush/Cheney presidency, Dean quotes Princeton Historian and presidential scholar Sean Wilentz:

No previous president appears to have squandered the public’s trust more than Bush has, and no other president ..at critical moments of the Cold war – faced with such a monumental set of military and political circumstances failed to embrace the opposing political party to help wage a truly national struggle. But Bush shut out and even demonized the Democrats … history may ultimately hold Bush in the greatest contempt for expanding the powers of the presidency beyond the limits laid down by the US constitution… The Bush administration – in seeking to restore what Cheney, a Nixon administration veteran, has called ‘the legitimate authority of the presidency’ – threatens to overturn the Framers’ healthy tension in favor of presidential absolutism. Armed with legal findings by his attorney general (and personal lawyer) Alberto Gonzales, the Bush White House has declared that the president’s powers as commander in chief in wartime are limitless. No previous wartime president has come close to making so grandiose a claim. [p.75]

Most disturbing to me was Dean’s entire chapter on how the Democrats were and are still being marginalized in spite of their ‘majority’ in Congress. He goes into details of underhanded attacks and how the Republicans managed to undermine any and all actions by the Democrats [for example the constant attacks against Clinton by Ken Starr throughout his presidency, even going as far as saying that he wonders how Clinton managed to continue with his duties in spite of such harassment].

Dean ends his book quoting ‘an old friend from the Nixon White House’ who asked him to tell his readers the following:

“Just tell your readers that you have a source who knows a lot about the Republican Party from long experience, that he knows all the key movers and shakers, and he has a bit of advice: People should not vote for any Republican, because they’re dangerous, dishonest, and self-serving. While I once believed that Governor George Wallace had it right, that there was not a dime’s worth of difference in the parties, that is no longer true. I have come to realize the Democrats really do care about people who most need help from government; Republicans care most about those who will only get richer because of government help. The government is truly broken, particularly in dealing with national security, and another four years, and heaven forbid not eight years, under the Republicans, and our grandchildren will have to build a new government, because the one we have will be unrecognizable and unworkable.” [p. 201]

The book is a frightening and disturbing look at the makings of an authoritarian regime, as people continue to ‘trust’ their government to do what is in their best interest.

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hello again blackwater

Posted by hakawi on September 23, 2007

errr… ummmm…. hmmmmmmm… Blackwater is in business again. The ban didn’t last very long, did it?  According to the BBC

A US embassy spokeswoman said the decision to allow Blackwater to resume work had been taken in consultation with the Iraqi government. The spokeswoman, Mirembe Nantongo, said Blackwater operations would be limited to essential missions only outside Baghdad’s heavily-fortified Green Zone.
[link]

Consultation? Funny!

So that’s how much the Iraqi lives that were lost are worth? a week’s ban of Blackwater? Cool.

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نفسى فى…

Posted by hakawi on September 18, 2007


قطايف. بجد نفسى فى شوية قطايف بالمكسرات

 

وبس

 

رمضان كريم عليكم كلكم

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go army

Posted by hakawi on September 17, 2007

Today I was watching ARTmovies Arabic channel. Suddenly there popped up this two or three second commercial saying in Arabic “the United States army would like to wish you a happy Ramadan” – cut – then the Go Army logo.

I was amused.

Too little too late? does it even rise to ‘little’?

This is a sad attempt – that might have worked before – at trying to ‘win the hearts and minds’ of Arabs.

  • What would win their hearts and minds is fair treatment of Palestinians and a balanced support between Israel and the Palestinians.
  • What would win their hearts is if the US stopped veto-ing every attempt at putting pressure on Israel at the UN
  • What would win their hearts is if the US – now that it #$%&ed up Iraq – could bring Arabs together to the table to see what is to be done. NOT in arrogance – NOT by saying ‘we won, and YOU are to blame for the mess in Iraq” – but to acknowledge their own egregious mistakes and ask how to move on beyond it and seek the help it needs.
  • What would win their hearts is if the US did not continue to build its empire at their expense – nor build that multi billion dollar embassy in the midst of Iraq
  • What would win their hearts is if the US nominees for presidency stopped stooping so low to appease the Israeli lobby and be at their beck and call.

No. The US cannot do it alone. It cannot stabilize Iraq. It cannot stabilize the region. Not with arrogance. Hey… even BRIBES will work – but not arrogance. And most certainly not with a Go-Army ad: “I $%^&ed you up! have a nice Ramadan”.

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see ya blackwater!

Posted by hakawi on September 17, 2007

The BBC is reporting that Blackwater is bye-bye from Iraq:

Iraq has cancelled the licence of the private security firm, Blackwater USA, after it was involved in a gunfight in which at least eight civilians died. The Iraqi interior ministry said the contractor, based in North Carolina, was now banned from operating in Iraq. [BBC]

The company with the eerie name of Blackwater had been doing the dirty work which the army should not be doing.  It is about time it left Iraq.

As far as the troops go… I seriously seriously have no idea now whether they should stay or go. I think that if they go, it will at least save the lives of the American soldiers who ‘believed’ they were serving their country not knowing how much they had been duped. But for the Iraqis, I am not so sure.

What a freaking mess!!!

And of course, stupid  Democrats are going to inherit the mess and get blamed for it.

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let’s go to minneapolis

Posted by hakawi on September 17, 2007

Well apparently tourists are ‘flocking’ to the bathroom at the Minneapolis airport to get a glimpse of the stall where Republican Senator Larry Craig was caught allegedly soliciting an undercover officer for gay sex.

“People are taking pictures,” Karen Evans, an information officer at Minneapolis-St Paul international airport, told Associated Press. [BBC]

What a great business opportunity! We should start selling memorabilia commemorating that great newsworthy event – and perhaps get his signature on toilet paper. Maybe we can even create a Craigies [like Huggies or something].

Hey… the guy was there, after all, only passing loo-gislation.

An aside note: I have no problem with his ‘gay-ness’ or lack thereof. My REAL problem is the ‘holier than thou’ attitude and the hypocrisy of his outward hostility towards anything gay while being a habitual sex solicitor at airports!

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blame the boat

Posted by hakawi on September 17, 2007

The progressive Daily Show on Comedy Channel conducted a hilarious interview with the Ambassador of Qatar to the United Nations. Watch:

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http://www.ifilm.com/video/2894697 

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on carter again – thank God he is unconstrained

Posted by hakawi on September 15, 2007

Amy Goodman of Democracy Now met with former President Jimmy Carter [link] at a conference on human rights defenders organized by the Carter Center. Carter stated:

“The word ‘apartheid’ is exactly accurate. This is an area that’s occupied by two powers. They are now completely separated. Palestinians can’t even ride on the same roads that the Israelis have created or built in Palestinian territory. The Israelis never see a Palestinian, except the Israeli soldiers. The Palestinians never see an Israeli, except at a distance, except the Israeli soldiers. So within Palestinian territory, they are absolutely and totally separated, much worse than they were in South Africa, by the way. And the other thing is, the other definition of ‘apartheid’ is, one side dominates the other. And the Israelis completely dominate the life of the Palestinian people.”

Carter lays much of the blame for the lack of momentum toward a solution on the absence of debate in the U.S.: “It’s a terrible human-rights persecution that far transcends what any outsider would imagine. And there are powerful political forces in America that prevent any objective analysis of the problem in the Holy Land. I think it’s accurate to say that not a single member of Congress with whom I’m familiar would possibly speak out and call for Israel to withdraw to their legal boundaries or to publicize the plight of the Palestinians or even to call publicly and repeatedly for good faith peace talks.”

Doesn’t that say it all? Carter is stating the obvious and many people would have adopted that opinion if it had been happening any where else in the world. Somehow when it comes to the Palestinians, they are suddenly the ‘ugly duckling’ of the world, and all mouths are mum. Except the brave. Carter, Finlestein, Avnery, to name a few.

At the conference on September 9th, Carter spoke to the audience and said that he did not see any chance that the UN was going to change, nor that “the high commission was going to be able to do anything for the Palestinians”:

He said he is part of a small group of elders that is not constrained, including Koffi Annan, who will maybe be able to open up some discussion.  “You see how distressed I am.  The people living there are infinitely more distressed than I am.  I don’t know what I would do if I was living under those circumstances, if I saw my wife and children starving to death…
… My hope is that the world will see.  … The EU hasn’t spoken out.  Russia has spoken out a little bit.  … The US is completely in bed with the Israelis  … Under the present circumstances I don’t see any possibility of change.”

There is hope yet.  There is hope yet.

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