top moron alerts: valiant warrior, stinking animals, dogs in the manger, killing Jesus

Here are the top moron alerts for this month:

• “You and your fucking Jesus can kiss my ass. We killed Jesus, we are proud of it! This is my land. God gave it to me.”
  —Drunk Israeli settlers caught on camera by British film crew .
• “I can only tell you what people on the ground, whose judgment — it’s hard for me, living in this beautiful White House, to give you an assessment, firsthand assessment. I haven’t been there; you have, I haven’t. But I do talk to people who are and people whose judgment I trust, and they would not qualify it as that. There are others who think it is. It is, however, a dangerous situation, thereby requiring action on my part.”
  —- President Bush at a press conference this week on being asked whether there was a civil war in Iraq.
• “I will screw him in the ass!”
  — Bush to Ariel Sharon when the latter asked him what he would ddo if he captured Osama bin Laden. Haaretz [link] [Incidentally, the man who said he got this information directly from Sharon is actually making fun of Bush saying: “And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him.”]

Old moron alerts – some jems like no other!:

• DON IMUS, host: They’re [Palestinians] eating dirt and that fat pig wife [Suha Arafat] of his is living in Paris.
  SID ROSENBERG [sports anchor]: They’re all brainwashed, though. That’s what it is. And they’re stupid to begin with, but they’re brainwashed now. Stinking animals. They ought to drop the bomb right there, kill ’em all right now.
  — From the November 12 edition of MSNBC’s Imus in the Morning following the death of Arafat. [link]
• “It is forbidden to be merciful to them. You must send missiles to them and annihilate them. They are evil and damnable.”
  — Rabbi Ovadia Yosef, leader of Israel’s ultra-orthodox Shas party, sermon April 10, 2001 [link].
• I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place.
  — Winston Churchill – To the Palestine Royal Commission (1937)